I really wish I had a built in one of these buttons that I was in control of!

Unfortunately mine appears to be controlled by nasty little imps and goblins living in my nervous system and T cells.

Little monsters put me on standby for the entirety of today! I was not impressed.

I must try to find a devious distraction in order to prevent them from interfering with my weekend!

It’s actually pretty embarrassing when one of the little blighters decides to switch me off in the middle of the day, particularly if I have company!

And when it comes to doing a manual shut down tonight the ones on the night-shift will keep re-starting me, just for the fun of it! Theirs, not mine.